I hate the sound of someone ending a phone conversation with “Loveyoubye”.
That doesn’t sound very loving at all. That sounds about as personal as a pap and pelvic exam with an ice-cold speculum at the hands of a retired, overweight gynecologist who smells like ranch Doritos.
I have a fairly practical perception of love (romantic, family, and otherwise), despite the fact that I’m female, but I still think this is a shitty way to convey the message of love. An emotion-infused, “I love you” heard once in a blue moon has more merit and value than a thousand loveyoubyes in a single week.
My family ends every conversation with loveyoubye. Then they wonder why I just hang up.